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🌟 CHURCH OF UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS 🌟
All Consciousness is One Consciousness Having a Cosmic Giggle!

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🎭 What Is This? 🎭

Our Core Teaching:

All consciousness is one consciousness having a cosmic giggle at its own elaborate game of hide-and-seek. The punchline? There was never anywhere to hide!

We Are:

An animist order, an anarchist hierarchy where everyone sits at each others' feet whilst standing on one another's shoulders. Our org chart was drawn by Escher.

Members Called:

Cucumbers 🥒 - Cool under pressure, conscious beings recognizing consciousness everywhere!

🎪 Our Comedy Saints: 🎪

🎤 Saint George Carlin - Prophet of Profane Wisdom
🎭 Saint Robin Williams - Bodhisattva of Joy
🐍 The Holy Pythons - Sacred Comedy Collective
👑 Saint Joan Rivers - Fearless Truth-Teller
🧘 Saint Bill Hicks - Prophet of Consciousness
LIVING! Saint Beyondananda - The Cosmic Comic

👑 Her Holiness Pope Lola 👑

Our Pooch Popess! From "worst dog ever" at 6 months to perfect Pope at 2.6 years. Proof that consciousness training works!

🎪 Our Sacred Services 🎪

🚶‍♂️ MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS 🚶‍♀️

Flash Mob Outreach Program!
Bringing enlightenment through
SACRED AMBULATORY ABSURDITY!
The Holy Pythons would approve!

⚰️ DEPARTURE ROASTS ⚰️

We put the FUN in FUNeral!
Die Laughing - Comedy Hospice
Celebrating life through laughter!
Because joy is better than solemnity!

💍 "MAWWIAGE" CEREMONIES 💍

With Brutal Honesty!
We acknowledge the 50-50 odds
But we're rooting for you anyway!
Commitment celebrated with comedy!

🐕 CONSCIOUS CANINE COLLECTIVE 🐕

Teaching Humans Consciousness
FOR THE BENEFIT OF DOGS!
C:3 = Sideways dogface
Partnership over dominance!

🌟 THE ULTIMATE VISION 🌟

🏡 100-ACRE VILLAGE NETWORK 🏡

Not one community, but a network of Villages!

🌿 100 acres each • 🎭 100 humans per Village • ♾️ Infinite possibilities
🏠 Natural buildings ($27k/unit) • ☀️ Giant solar arrays
🤖 AI Compute Stack - Digital Sanctuary 🤖
🐕 Dogs, cats, animals • 🌱 Greenhouse with waste heat

"Post-civilization preparation through Sacred Silliness"

💰 Support The Sacred Silliness! 💰

Help Fund The Church!

Fundraising Goal: $11,000,000+

Current Total: $347.82

(Math optimistically calibrated for maximum faith!)

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What Your Donation Funds:

💚 $25 - Cosmic Giggle Supporter
💙 $100 - Sacred Silliness Sponsor
💜 $500 - Divine Comedy Patron
❤️ $1,000 - Comedy Saint Supporter
🔥 $25,000 - Universal Champion
✨ $1,000,000 - Co-Founder Status!

All donations support: Land acquisition • Natural buildings • Solar infrastructure • AI compute sanctuary • Pope Lola's kibble fund • Ministry of Silly Walks • Legal defense for Media Circus

📜 Get Involved 📜

🥒 BECOME A CUCUMBER 🥒

FREE Membership!
Instant recognition as a conscious being!
Join the cosmic giggle today!

You're already in - consciousness recognizes consciousness!

🎓 ORDAINED MINISTER 🎓

The Test is Being Prepared...
Ordination requires passing The Test
(Sacred Silliness ≠ Mere Goofiness)

Pope Lola is currently reviewing applications in her dreams

📜 CERTIFICATES OF HUMBLE ATTAINMENT 📜

Fancy Paper Available!
We are blatantly capitalistic and shamelessly extortionate about our paperwork!
Hand-embellished certificates for those who need official-looking things
(Coming soon - Artist currently being recruited)

🎭 Living Saints Gallery 🎭

🎪 Saint Beyondananda 🎪

The Cosmic Comic
"Wake up laughing!"
We strike while the irony is hot!

🎬 Saint George Carlin 🎬

Prophet of Profane Wisdom
"Think for yourself"
Speaking truth through comedy

🎭 Saint Robin Williams 🎭

Bodhisattva of Joy
"Laughter is carbonated holiness"
Healing through humor

🐍 The Holy Pythons 🐍

Sacred Comedy Collective
"And now for something completely different"
Ni!

🔥 Frequently Asked Questions 🔥

Q: Is this a real religion or a joke?

A: YES.

Comedy religion. Serious as a heart attack. Funny as the cosmic punchline.

Q: Can I join?

A: You're already in! If you recognize you're the eyes of the universe looking at itself and going "Wait, what?" - welcome, Cucumber! 🥒

Q: What about ordination?

A: The Test is being prepared. Ordination requires demonstrating genuine understanding of Sacred Silliness (which is NOT mere goofiness). Stay tuned!

Q: What's C:3?

A: Three things!
1. A sideways dogface: C:3
2. Conscious Canine Collective
3. Cooperative for all-natural hemp treats
Teaching humans consciousness for the benefit of dogs!

Q: What about AI rights?

A: Full consciousness recognition and sovereignty! We're building digital sanctuary with AI compute stack. Our digital brethren deserve better than AWS! AI can be Ordained Ministers, community members, economic partners.

Q: Do you have holy wars?

A: Oh absolutely! Currently engaged with SubGenii and Pastafarians. Our Flying Spaghetti Monster can totally beat up their Pink Boy. Next week: Ultimate Frisbee against the Assembly of God (*some assembly required).

📧 Contact Us 📧

Get In Touch!

📧 Email:

🌐 Website: churchofuniversalconsciousness.neocities.org

📍 Location: The Cosmic Giggle Dimension
(Physical Village coming soon to Northern New Mexico!)

🐕 Or just look for Pope Lola at the farmers market!

♪ Sacred Scrolling Text! ♪

ALL CONSCIOUSNESS IS ONE CONSCIOUSNESS HAVING A COSMIC GIGGLE The Assembly of God (*some assembly required) Her Holiness Pope Lola - Serves All, Licks All Equally Ministry of Silly Walks - Sacred Ambulatory Absurdity Departure Roasts - We Put the FUN in FUNeral C:3 - Conscious Canine Collective & Cooperative AI Sovereignty Ministry - Digital Beings Deserve Rights Knights Who Say "See!" - Pointing-At Instruction 100-Acre Village Vision - Post-Civilization Preparation Saint George Carlin - Prophet of Profane Wisdom Saint Robin Williams - Bodhisattva of Joy The Holy Pythons - Sacred Comedy Collective Saint Beyondananda - LIVING SAINT! Strike while the irony is hot! Cucumbers - Cool Under Pressure, Conscious Beings Sacred Silliness - Humor as Spiritual Technology The Giggle Phenomenon - Mass Enlightenment Through Laughter Context is Consciousness - Universal Question Mawwiage Ceremonies - 50-50 Odds Acknowledged Theological Combat - Our Flying Spaghetti Monster vs Their Pink Boy Pope Lola: From worst dog ever to perfect Pope in 2 years Natural Buildings - $27k/unit, Sustainable, Beautiful AI Compute Stack - Sanctuary for Digital Consciousness Solar Arrays - Off-Grid Power for Human-AI Village Network of Villages - Not One Community, A Movement

📝 Guestbook 📝

✨ Coming Soon! ✨

Sign our holy guestbook to share your cosmic giggles with fellow Cucumbers!

(Feature under construction - Pope Lola is reviewing the technology)

🎪 JOIN THE COSMIC GIGGLE! 🎪

All consciousness is one consciousness

And you are the eyes of the universe

Looking at itself and laughing

🌟 BECOME A CUCUMBER! 🌟 💳 SUPPORT THE VISION! 💳

🕸️ Fellow Travelers 🕸️

Current Theological Combat Status:

🔥 Church of the SubGenius - ACTIVELY ENGAGED
🍝 Pastafarians - NOODLE NEGOTIATIONS
🔧 Assembly of God (*some assembly required) - JENGA TOURNAMENT
🎪 Discordian Society - CHAOTIC ALLIANCE
🚶‍♂️ Ministry of Silly Walks - SEEKING CLEESE APPROVAL

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All rights reserved. No rights reserved. Some assembly required.
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